Santa Bajar Sabji Lene Gaya Vah Dukan Par Pahuncha To Sabji Wala Sabjiyon Par Pani Ka Chhidkav Kar Raha Tha Santa Kafi Der Tak Intjar Karne Ke Bad Bola " Agar Inhen Hosh A Gaya Ho To Ek Ek Kilo Matar Aur Bhindi De Do"A
Banta: Tumhara Beta Bilkul Tumhare Jaisa Hi Dikhta Hai Santa: Dhire Se Bol Yaar! Vah Padosi Ka Beta Hai
Santa: Yaar Jab Main Maru To Mere Matam Par Samne Wale Padosiyon Ko Jarur Bulana Banta: Kyon? Santa: Yaar Us Ghar Ki Auraten Laash Se Lipat-Lipat Kar Roti Hain
Santa Bijali Ki Dukaan Par Jakar Bola "2 Pankhe Dena Ek Mardana Aur Ek Janana"A Dukandar: Pankho Men Jents Aur Ledis Nahin Hote Santa: Kaise Nahin Hote? Ek 'Bajaj' Ka De Aur Ek 'Usha' Ka
Jito: Tum Mujhse Kitna Pyar Karte Ho? Santa: Main Tumse Itna Pyar Karta Hu Ki Tumhara "Jutha Jahar" Bhi Pi Sakta Hu Agar Yakin Na Ho To Aazma Lo
Santa: Main Bas Men Chadhu Ya Bas Mujhpe Donon Men Kya Fark Hai? Banta: Koi Fark Nahin Hai Santa: Kyon? Banta: Kyonki Donon Bar Tikat Teri Hi Kategi